Marf 

The sound a puppy or prepubescent dog makes when it barks.

MARF! MARF! *pant pant pant* MARF!

Marf by TheRealMarfles July 14, 2009

marf 

Used as a replacement for any verb, marf can be useful in many situations.

Forms- Marf, Marfing, Marfed

Me and Dave were marfing last night, and he marfed my fucking keyboard! I am going to marf him into 1985 for that shiz!

marf by wazzledoozle September 17, 2008

Marf 

Term for a scarf around the neck of a man. Typically implies homosexuality.
*Plural form: marves.

Dude, check out this guy's rad marf.

Marf by JuBabee February 26, 2011

marf 

To barf in your mouth. When some vomit comes up and stops at the back of the throat/mouth and is swallowed back down.

"Dude, I just marfed and can taste that Chinese food all over again."

"Damn, I just marfed a little bit. Can I get some gum?"

marf by GBCA February 20, 2008

Marf 

Marf-the act of vomiting, but closing your mouth and catching it in your mouth and swallowing it before any vomit escapes.

The smell of that dog poop was so bad, it made me marf.

Marf by Blanchdan75 September 30, 2018

Marf 

A word to use when you're too tired in the morning to come up with coherent replies in conversation. Can also be written as "marfy."

Friend: How are you doing this morning?
You: Marf.
Friend: I know how that is.

Marf by Werns January 11, 2019

Marf 

1. A fusion of the words meow and arf, usually uttered by the bored.

2. A word that can be used to change the subject in an awkward and/or annoying conversation.

3. Can be used when others are making random animal sounds. (when asked what it is use definition 1, paraphrase if you'd like)

1. This is sorta self-exclamatory.

2. Wierd Guy: Hey guess what.

You:What?

Wierd Guy: *random shit*

You: MARF.

Wierd Guy: What?

You: I said MARF.

Wierd Guy: Ok then.

You: Yup.

Wierd Guy: *Walks away*

You: *smile in triumph*

3. Person #1: Meow

Person #2: Arf

You: MARF

Both #1-2: What

You: *explain what MARF is*

Both #1-2: *bow down to your glory*

Marf by Blah- muther fuckin- Blah November 23, 2009