lumpkin

a fat lazy person;couch potatoe.

God ,Becky. your such a lumpkin.

lumpkin by youknowMEH! June 20, 2009

lumpkin

a lumpkin is when your partner shits on u during anal sex

person1: that was sick what happened last nite
person2: what happened
person1: my mate was havin sex and his partner had a massive lumpkin on him while having sex
person2: fuck me thats sick man!!!!

lumpkin by bigdaddy197 April 30, 2009

Lumpkin

A blowjob performed in a nightclub restroom that is interupted by The Staff and the two involved are kicked out of the club without finishing.

Did you hear those 2 in the next stall getting dragged out of here after giving a Lumpkin?

Lumpkin by ChaCha512 January 7, 2012

Lumpkin

Latin for really small pumpkin

mommy can i go get a lumpkin today for holloween please?

Lumpkin by Humpfree October 20, 2006

lumpkin

when an ogre gives a blumpkin and possibly participates in other sexual acts such as an alaskan pipeline.

ewwwww JJ is getting a lumpkin from that hairy thing.

lumpkin by luneber March 19, 2009

lumpkin

A weird word that can be added to another word following a hyphen to give your speech a weird flare.

That pom-pom is a fuzzy-lumpkin

lumpkin by Hannah Lumpkins June 24, 2006

Lumpkin

The act of fellatio on a male while the female is on the toilet urinating

Yo bro that chick blew me while she was pissing then i had to shit so she gave me a blumpkin

Lumpkin by Facefukerson August 24, 2017