Lululemon mom 

A speed walking, yoga slaying, PTO president elitisit. The type of women to ask the waiter for a better table, twice. She's a real nice MILF to have on your good side, but cross her child and her perfectly manicured toes and tori burch sandal is going straight up your butt hole

"Yo Kevin wanna finish our project tonight? "

"No man, I've got a lululemon mom. She'll do it for me"

Lululemon mom by Rotisseringchickens June 29, 2016

Lululemon 

a trendy expensive and, athletic store that sells headband, scrunchies, leggings and more!

Girl 1: Omg, do you wanna go to Lululemon!?
Girl 2: I can't I only have seven dollars left..!

Lululemon by weird-but-true-definitions August 24, 2019

lululemon-illusion 

An illusion yoga pants created causing a flat booty-ed person's back side to appear more curvy and voluptuous than it would in normal attire.

note: lululemon is an athletic brand that specializes in yoga pants

Chet: Dayum I didn't realize Sara had such an ass on her!
Chad: Nah man! It's a lululemon-illusion! That girl's ass is flatter than a pancake.

lululemon-illusion by Just Curly September 3, 2016

Lululewd 

Lululewd is the female foot fetish artist with friendliest discord community.

P1: Bruh lululewd's new art is hot
P2: sure it is

Lululewd by Kastle63 January 6, 2021

lululemming 

a person, usually a yoga enthusiast, who live and breathes the brand lululemon (purveyor of well-made and ludicrously priced sportswear). Might be seen wearing $100 yoga pants and $20 headbands while scrounging for gas money. See lululemon.com.

"Who was that girl in those fabulous yoga clothes?"

"That's Jenny. She wears nothing but lululemon, but she's stone broke. What a lululemming."

lululemming by ReedieBop June 25, 2009

LULULULULULUL

A corruption of lolololololol (which stands for laughing out laughing out laughing out laughing out laughing out laughing out loud). However, users of lulululululul prefer to speak in permacapz.

"What do you get when you cut a dead baby in half? ... An erection!"
"LULULULULULUL ERECSHUN, GOOD ONE LULZ"

LULULULULULUL by lisaxsaur January 2, 2009

lululemon 

a popular yoga and exercise brand of clothing. mostly for yoga and dance and running, but also just worn for fashion. extremely comfy and modified fabrics are used, like LUON for wicking properties and staying dry.

she's wearing those lululemon pants just like evryone else is!

lululemon by Anon. moose October 5, 2005