Loogie Paradox 

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.

Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox

Loogie Paradox by Launix4eva September 16, 2021

Loogie Paradox 

The perfect opportunity to be rid of and embarrass a local menace.

If that guy is bothering you then you should try the loogie paradox.

Loogie Paradox by Phyref0x February 8, 2022

loogie lube 

hocking a loogie into a dry pussy cavity for uber lubrication

Girl - "You just loogie lubed my sandbox!"
Man - "Recess is over."

loogie lube by loogielubelouie April 16, 2011

Loogie Luge 

When your giving a guy a blow job in the 69 position with a stuffy nose (like SUPER STUFFY) when you feel like your going to sneeze wrap your lips around your teeth REALLY WELL (we don’t want to bite!) and let that flow of snot use his shaft as a loogie luge straight to his balls!

“Girl last night my man was bugging for some head but my nose was so stuff and blocked up. I finally gave in and right about half way through I felt a wicked sneeze coming and I turned that dick in to one hell of a loogie luge.

Loogie Luge by MadameMayhem November 25, 2022

loogie fake-out

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, and pretends to cum on her back..when really he is hawking up a big loogie, and spitting it all over her ass. Then when she turns around, thinking the show is over, he blows his real, warm, load right in her fucking eye.

My girl thought I was finished, but I got her with a loogie fake-out. She got it right in the eyes!!

loogie fake-out by Chris, Ross, Neil April 30, 2006

Loogie boogie

A loogie boogie is when you stick your index finger inside Landon's warm asshole and take it out and have him lick the shit stains off your finger

Hey I'm bored let's go to a loogie boogie

Loogie boogie by Kiljoish April 21, 2020

loogie jizz 

To fill her mouth up so much with jizz blast it comes out of her nose

I blasted and the bitch loogie jizzed all over me

loogie jizz by autoliscious December 17, 2015