fire logging 

Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!

Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!

fire logging by white nigel January 9, 2014

Logging 

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.

Logging by Trollhunter July 31, 2012

Meat logging 

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time

Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion

Meat logging by black panther 52 November 13, 2014

Leroy Logging 

Going out for a huge night drinking Guinness, then waking up and laying a big black turd in your girlfriend's handbag

DeShawn, don't get me any more Guinness!! You know I can't stop myself Leroy Logging!

Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!

Leroy Logging by Maddog Morgo June 23, 2011

logging it 

A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".

Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"

Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."

logging it by RabarJabar June 19, 2009

Chocolate logging 

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.

"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."

Chocolate logging by Keatface March 18, 2007

Mud Logging 

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.

Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.

Mud Logging by Ahhstin & Coltan August 2, 2009