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Louisville Lawnmower 

The Louisville Lawnmower is performed by taking a length of anal beads (the longer the better) and fully submerging it in a girls anus, then placing your hand (palm down) on her asscheek and frimly gripping the string of beads with your other hand. Quickley removed said beads as if you were starting an old lawnmower
guy1: my mom said shes mad at you dude

Guy2: whys that?

Guy1: She said you gave her the Louisville Lawnmower last night.
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The Lawnmower 

The act of inserting a string of anal beads into a girl, or guys anus. Once the string is fully inserted with just enough to hold onto hanging out, place your foot on the ass and yank out the string of beads like you are starting a lawnmower. You should hear a sound like a motor trying to start that ends with a scream.
Honey, I could really use the lawnmower.

She said I couldn't make her scream, so I gave her the lawnmower.
The Lawnmower by DJ Jones December 16, 2007

lawnmower 

(v.) Overzealously removing anal beads from one's ass, as in pulling the start cord of a lawn mower, which may often times result in the loss of bowel control.
Instead of plopping them out one at a time as one is supposed to as is proper anal bead etiquette, he lawn mowered her corn hole. To which she replied, "Fuck me in the shit!", and so he did.
lawnmower by jason just January 5, 2005

Louisiana Lawnmower 

While in the act of sex from the doggy-style position, the male reaches around and grabs the arms of the female out from under her, pulling them to her body, he then pushes her face around on the carpet like he is mowing the lawn.
Oh that feels so good! - Chick

Oh does it? How about this!? Louisiana Lawnmower Bitch! -Guy

*Drags her face about the carpet*

Kentucky lawnmower

Is When your sister is eating out your aunt and you reach down and lift her by the ankles and give her a pull start by ripping the anal beads from her asshole.
After giving Darlene the ol’ Kentucky lawnmower she munched that grass till aunt Verna was moister than an oyster and hurtin for a squirtin.

German lawnmower 

The act of vigourously rubbing one's teeth against another's scrotum, removing hair in the process.
- Dude, how come you have pubes stuck between your teeth?
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.
German lawnmower by Goupil October 2, 2009

Georgia Lawnmower 

When one is receiving oral sex and the one giving the oral sex uses their teeth to rip off a potion of the receiver's pubic hairs.
If you don't shave your pubes, I will give you a Georgia Lawnmower