the kaleidoscope

When a guy cums in a hoe's eye, causing her not to see clearly, but seeing multiple of the same images, therefore giving her a kaleidoscope effect. bust a nut

When hunter busted a nut in that bitch's face she saw multiple of him hence the kaleidoscope effect. money shot cum eyes

the kaleidoscope by simple-ty November 8, 2009

Russian Kaleidoscope 

Verb:

1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.

Constance:"Why did you giz in my eye?"
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"

Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."

Russian Kaleidoscope by the master of time and space March 23, 2008

carpet kaleidoscope 

The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.

Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".

Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.

"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"

carpet kaleidoscope by Flatster October 28, 2005

the girl with kaleidoscope eyes 

LS, also known as Acid, Squares, tabbies, cubes, sheets, papers, and blotter.

Man, i just found the girl with kaleidoscope eyes, she was awesome, although our date cost me __ (insert price here) dollars. I'll give you her number if youur interested

the girl with kaleidoscope eyes by Jet blak December 19, 2007

spinning kaleidoscope 

The act of mesmerizing yourself with spinning (likely colorful) tops.

Person A: Have you seen my tops?
Person B: Just doing a spinning kaleidoscope.

spinning kaleidoscope by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019

Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) 

These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.

Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.

One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!

Love Emo

Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:

Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?

Person 2- How much?

Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.

Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) by evalynn austin January 10, 2023

creamy kaleidoscope 

Achieved when one cums barely across the retina of another, and the recipient looks directly into a source of light.

Man, I gave her such a great creamy kalediscope that her optometrist cancelled her laser eye surgery, and asked for my home number.

Aww shit, that's good looking out man.

creamy kaleidoscope by Prince November 30, 2004