Jet-lag 

A person experiences jet-lag when two bowls are being passed around the room in opposite directions and that person keeps receiving both bowls at the same time.

Andy: Dude, this is rediculous i can't keep hitting both of these at the same time. stall one so i can catch my breath.
Pat: Jet-lag

Jet-lag by p55n4d3r February 18, 2010

jet lag gemini

Jet Lag Gemini is a small rock/punk band from New Jersey.

The band consist of brothers, Matt (20) and Vlad (18) Gheorghiu who immigrated from Romania seven years ago. Misha Safonov (22) who moved to the US when he was eight years old. And finally, Dan Diliberto (18) who is the only American born member of the band.

Vocals: Misha Safonov
Lead Guitar: Vlad Gheorghiu
Bass: Matt Gheorghiu
Drums: Dan Diliberto

Kid 1: Have you heard of Jet Lag Gemini?
Kid 2: No. Who are they?
Kid 1: Only the best band ever. Stop being a loser and go check them out.

jet lag gemini by lexi. January 11, 2009

Jet lag fag 

A jet-lagged person who goes to sleep with Skype on and does not respond to anyone who talks to him/her online. His/her friends would usually get annoyed by this person and call him/her a Jet lag fag.

on Skype:
2:00 PM Gil: heyy whats up Alan!
2:06 PM Gil: how was your break.
3:57 PM Gil: Jet lag fag.
4:08 AM Alan: Huh?

Jet lag fag by dadcamehomewithstd February 24, 2011

Jet Lag Gemini

Jet Lag Gemini is a small rock/punk band from New Jersey.

The band consist of brothers, Matt (20) and Vlad (18) Gheorghiu who immigrated from Romania seven years ago. Misha Safonov (22) who moved to the US when he was eight years old. And finally, Dan Diliberto (18) who is the only American born member of the band.

Vocals: Misha Safonov
Lead Guitar: Vlad Gheorghiu
Bass: Matt Gheorghiu
Drums: Dan Diliberto

Kid 1: Have you heard of Jet Lag Gemini?
Kid 2: No. Who are they?
Kid 1: Only the best band ever. Stop being a loser and go check them out.

Jet Lag Gemini by lexi! January 12, 2009

jet lag disease 

A condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.

Peter: Molly, are you ok? Did you catch the flu?

Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.

jet lag disease by ShookieShookie October 11, 2006

Alberty Jet Lag 

The physiological and affective effects of quickly switching from hanging out with someone who is intensely stimulating in all kinds of fashions for a short amount of time, to normal routine of work and life that is hectic but dull. This drastic change of living state often causes a misalignment of sleep, work schedule, and sometimes muscle fatigue and sleepiness throughout the day. This type of physical and emotional intensity normally left your mind unhinged.

A: "I don't think I can come to the group discussions today."

B:"Why?"
A:"Because I had met someone this weekend for 24 hours. But we partied for 10 hours, walked together for 4 hours, talked for like 7 to 8 hours, and slept for 5 hours."

B:"Ugh... yikes, Alberty Jet Lag..."

Alberty Jet Lag by capybaradream_5 March 4, 2019

De-Jet Lag 

The process of reversing or undoing the effects of "Jet Lag"

She has already de-jet lagged since returning from her trip

De-Jet Lag by AlKurdy March 30, 2011