jerusalem titties 

a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.

guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.

jerusalem titties by logermoore February 23, 2009

Jerusalem Joey 

A term used to belittle jewish people, people with jew fros, or people with js in their names. Another word for idiot.

Heyyy, easy jerusalem joey

Jerusalem Joey by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

Jerusalem Wheels 

Sandals with that flippy da flop cushion.

"Bro, check these new Jerusalem Wheels I got. Bitches will follow me to the promise land with these."

Jerusalem Wheels by McBluffin82 May 30, 2014

Jerusalem Gift Exchange 

When you are ass to ass with another person and transfer the shit of the first person, to the other persons ass, you are exchanging the gift of shit.

When Tony and Steve are butt to butt and Tony shits and goes right up Steve's ass, he is giving him a Jerusalem Gift Exchange.

Jerusalem Gift Exchange by Buttybutterson March 10, 2018

jerusalem cruiser 

Air jesuses.

Yo where u get dos air jesuses?

jerusalem cruiser by DAVEED November 12, 2003

Jerusalem Cruisers

The most simple type sandal. Made up of a bottom and two straps, with one around the ankle, that keep them on. Reminiscent of Old World style because of simplicity. Alt: Any sandals that look like Jesus would've worn.

Brian jumped off that rock and into the lake. His Jerusalem Cruisers kept him from biffing it.

Jerusalem Cruisers by uw22tw July 28, 2010

Jerusalem Skyline 

A style of jewish nose that looks like the jerusalem skyline:
flat flat flat DOME OF THE ROCK flat flat flat

Me: damn look at that fine ass jew bitch

Other Kid: yeah shes pretty good cept for that Jerusalem Skyline she's got on her face piece

Jerusalem Skyline by WafflehouseXIX March 24, 2010