ironing sheets 

i·ron·ing Pronunciation Key ahy-er-ning shēts
Verb

1)A term used when one is making love in a bed.

2)The act of moving up and down between or on top of sheets.

3)A bragging way of saying one has, had or is making love.

T Flava: dawg, where were you at last night?
Damion: Ironing sheets all night.
T Flava: Yuuup

ironing sheets by I go by Taylor on occasion August 7, 2007

ironing board 

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

ironing board by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013

Ironing clothes 

Used to describe Gay incest usually referencing head

My cousin really wants to start ironing clothes

Ironing clothes by Push my Cushion uwu August 8, 2023

extreme ironing 

The latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt. Invented 1997 in England, and had the first world Championships in Germany.

This guy gets bonus points for the style he showed during that Alpine section.

extreme ironing by Iron Awe March 24, 2004

nigger ironing 

to iron on the floor

Where's your ironing board?

Don't use one. Just iron on the floor.

What? That's like....nigger ironing.

nigger ironing by Mr. Poo Poo Face November 12, 2006

Dronfield ironing board 

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.

So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.

Dronfield ironing board by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008

test drive the ironing board 

To reinterview for your current job with an outsourcing company.

After our department got sold out to the contractors I had to test drive the ironing board just to keep my job at a lower pay.

test drive the ironing board by dfn_doe & Katbot April 12, 2004