i own you nig 

when you boardsliding a rail and you want to land it yell this. it is not demening in any way its is something you say to a rail

"i own you nig" told that rail

i own you nig by bodie January 11, 2007

i own you nig 

when you boardsliding a rail and you want to land it yell this. it is not demening in any way its is something you say to a rail

"i own you nig" told that rail

i own you nig by bodie January 12, 2007

i own a vacuum 

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

i own a vacuum by mista>dave July 31, 2017

I own a Wii U 

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

I own a Wii U by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

Bitch-I-Own-U 

Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)

"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"

"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."

"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"

Bitch-I-Own-U by BITCH-I-OWN-U August 27, 2008

bone it like I own it 

To really give it long and strong to your partner during sex.

If Denise ever breaks me off a piece of that fine ass, Im gonna bone it like I own it.

bone it like I own it by hoobaju June 18, 2009

Half of everything I own 

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away

Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Half of everything I own by WhyohY January 23, 2023