hoobastank 

Receiving oral from behind while standing. First girl kneels behind guy and buries her nose in his copper penny. Then she pulls his equipment down and back to her mouth and starts smoking his hog in resemblance of smoking a hooka.

So that's what the band Hoobastank's name means...receiving oral from behind while standing.

hoobastank by Gulph July 21, 2004

hoobastank 

walking around with a boner or having a boner

HEY are you hoobastankin?

hoobastank by matt nault April 10, 2005

Hoobastank 

A person who is breast fed until they are in their teens

He's still on the tit, definitely still a hoobastank

Hoobastank by Nocigar May 1, 2018

Hoobastank 

A venereal disease.

"One in ever four adults in America have contracted Hoobastank."

Hoobastank by Blague Czar November 21, 2021

Hoobastank 

Proper Noun:

1. The middle name of our lord and savior, Jesus Hoobastank Christ

2. Hoobastank is an American rock band formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California, by lead vocalist Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen. They were signed to Island Records from 2001 to 2012 and have released six albums and one extended play to date. Wikipedia
Genre: Rock, Alternative rock, Nu metal, Hard rock, Punk rock, Post-grunge, Alternative metal, Pop-punk, More
Origin: Agoura Hills, California, U.S
First single: Crawling in the Dark
Also known as: Hoobustank (1994–2001)

Jesus Hoobastank Christ!

Oh man, did you go to the Hoobastank concert?!

Hoobastank by Trixie Bellaruse April 6, 2023

hoobastank 

I dont know anything about them except they're the shittiest band ever... Also, "The Reason" I boycotted MTV

If I hear "The Reason" one more time, I swear I will rupture my eardrum with a pen.

hoobastank by Dr.U January 29, 2005

hoobastank 

when a girl gets done working out and is dripping with gleaming sweat...she then places a man's penis in between her arm and side in the armpit region and strokes him to ejaculation.

Rob: "Dude did that bitch give you a hoobastank?"

Chet: "Yeah...i came all over her sports bra."

hoobastank by God Holyfield October 7, 2011