holy crap 

after a drive by shoot out black people have taken a crap and bullet holes in it

my crap is so holy is funny

holy crap by HoBo November 2, 2004

Holy Crap 

Taking a dump while reading the Bible.

Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!

Holy Crap by i.poop.in.church.69 May 13, 2018

holy crap 

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.

Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf

holy crap by ok male friend February 24, 2020

Holy Crap! 

Expressing a mixture of extreme emotions such as fear, surprise or happiness.

Gina: How was your work out today?

Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!

Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?

Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!

Gina: You look buff

Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!

Holy Crap! by G.love May 8, 2013

HOLY CRAP! 

An exclamation of extreme surprise, or fear.

JapaneseDude:Holy Crap, it's GOOOOOOOOODZIIIIIIIILLLLAAAAAA!

HOLY CRAP! by MenkehMan! June 19, 2003

holy crap batman 

Term that conveys extreme sarcastic surprise

"Hey look theres a tree in the middle of the forest!"
'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"

holy crap batman by batgirl ;) November 21, 2013

Holy Crap O Rama 

An expression of extreme surprise or shock. A cavalcade of excitement..

Holy Crap O Rama, that twister is headed right in our direction.

Holy Crap O Rama by MDiver July 4, 2012