H.A.M.

Hot ass mess.

Mike: Look at that girl dancing.
Dave: She is a true H.A.M.

H.A.M. by nigerian_nightmare September 1, 2009

H.A.M.

Abbreviation for the slang term "Hot Ass Mess".

"Golden Brooks showed up to the Red Carpet event looking like a H.A.M."

"She was mad sloppy and fat wearing a tight ass outfit looking like a H.A.M."

H.A.M. by Bronx Born August 9, 2006

H.A.M 

Hot
Ass
Mess

"Did you see what the hell that trashy bitch had on today?"
"Yeah. She looks a H.A.M.!" Hot Ass Mess

H.A.M by Fancy Dani January 4, 2011

H.A.M 

Hard As A Mother Fucker. Term widely used in the McDonald's Corporation. When someone is not doing their best or not going to their full potential, you say "Go HAM or Go Home", a term that employees use to boost the self confidence of other employees and/or managers.

All other McDonald's go S.A.M (Soft as a Mother Fucker), besides the McDonald's in Sidney, that store goes H.A.M

Sidney McDonald's is goes the most H.A.M than any other McDonald's in the world.

H.A.M by HAM-Sidney-McDonalds June 28, 2011

h.a.m.

H.A.M. is an acronym of the phrase Hot Ass Mess, spelled either h.a.m or H.A.M.. The acronym becomes an adjective which can be used for any person, place or thing.

Did you see Chevette's new haircut? It is so H.A.M. or I am so H.A.M today, I was up way too late drinking and acting a fool. or Did you check out Craig's new neighborhood...H.A.M.!

h.a.m. by austinwondo June 21, 2009

H.A.M.

Hoe Ass Move.

similar to bitch move but involves a situation in which one's action are punkish, gay, weak or cowardly.
Something a mark or Scary ass nigga would do.

1.) That clerk did a H.A.M. when he got scared that a black man was searching to buy an item in his store, and said that he had him on camera and wanted to know what he was doing.
2.) The student was H.A.Min he made fun of a student behind his back.

H.A.M. by Deeman92788 May 10, 2009

H.A.M 

Hoe Ass Motherfucka

Teacher: Go to the office Daquan
Daquan: You a fucking H.A.M

H.A.M by EastSide Teezy March 12, 2016