getting barreled 

to order chicken at cracker barrel and eat it knowing its laxative-like properties, and immediately pulling trig or shitting after.

me and john were getting barreled the tother day you should've come!

getting barreled by chickenoodlesoupp February 3, 2021

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger 

that's cause jesus christ is my

my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger by Uh oh... STINKY! May 22, 2019

getting it going 

To get the party started. Often yelled loudly and with a stutter. Ironically, this is often said when the party is over and everyone is hammered. Can also be used as an excuse to drink a beer at 9 a.m.

*beer cracks open*
Girl- What are you doing? It's 9 a.m.
Dude- I'm getting it going!!

getting it going by Socksies June 23, 2016

getting wood

1. The act of attaining an erection.

2. The act of successfully harvesting wood from trees in the game Minecraft.

Lauren didn't know what the achievement "Getting Wood" referred to.

getting wood by Ludwigofid December 1, 2015

getting lulu'd 

this refers to the point of intoxication where one has absolutely no control over their thoughts or actions, and no recollection of anything that took place. one can distinguish being "lulu'd" from being "drunk" or "wasted" by the emotional reactions. the individual experiences unusual, intimate attachments to people or objects around them, and may become very territorial of their drinks. a loss of motor skills, and the use of short, simple phrases is common.

john: it's my 21st birthday this weekend! we're all getting drunk.
chris: no, we're getting lulu'd.

getting lulu'd by italiano91 July 16, 2011

Getting off at Fratton

British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.

Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"

Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"

Getting off at Fratton by Lajopi 292 October 12, 2008

getting right on my tits 

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.

Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.
Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!

getting right on my tits by tricky kid July 5, 2006