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Gargantuan Glizzy 

A term used in any situation as a funny way of either insulting or making fun of another person or thing.
Person: “That guy is super annoying!”
Other person: “Yeah I bet he eats gargantuan glizzys.”
Gargantuan Glizzy by Lilbear_3 February 16, 2021

gargantuan hammer 

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, that kid Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

gargantuan hammer 

Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
"Holy shit, Graham is a fucking gargantuan hammer"

Gargantuan Puppy Cock 

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.
I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.

Gargantuan Spunk Barrel 

A gargantuan spunk barrel is where a person swallows loads from multiple people in one sitting.
“Luke is a gargantuan spunk barrel, did you see how many loads he swallowed

Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive