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forklifting 

Forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. If one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. Forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts.
Shane forklifted his prom date after a few mike's at the bonfire.

I found out my friend Justin has been out forklifting downtown, and he said he was at home playing halo.
forklifting by Brian Riesgaf November 17, 2005

Hungarian Forklift 

An alternative to the syberian clutch, but rather than coming from the back you approch your victom from
the front.
Dude I was about to give that girl over there the syberian clutch but she turned around before I could do it, so I switched to the hungarian forklift.
Hungarian Forklift by C.I.C May 1, 2009

Forklift Tune-Up 

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.
"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.
Forklift Tune-Up by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

Forklift Boosting 

Lifting one forklift with another in order to extend vertical reach.
Example of forklift boosting:

Customer: Are you sure boosting the forklifts to reach the top shelf is a good idea?
Engineer: Trust me, I'm an engineer!

Forklift foot 

A foot that got ran over by a forklift.
When Mama June showed her forklift foot it had bugs flying around it.

forklift nigga

Someone under 6'0 with size 9+ feet
forklift nigga by xxmelonheadman November 29, 2018