Five Finger Fangle Fop

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

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Finkle Dink

When A midget or Dwarf is involved in sexual acts with a women or man with no arms or legs.

Mark the midget met julie the girl with no arms and legs and they went back to her house and had a finkle dink.

Finkle Dink by DiiRtY FaMe October 20, 2010

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ray finkle

Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American.

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ray finkle by function thinker June 30, 2004