fakin' the funk 

When you are pretending to be something you are not, capable of a skill or trait you do not possess, or in some other way misrepresenting yourself. See fronting.

KRS-ONE is an old school rapper who dislikes so-called "Gansta" rappers who are just fakin' the funk.

fakin' the funk by Nabru September 26, 2005

fakism 

The act of being involved in a conversation or situation with one or more people in which they are being fake, phony, unreal, dishonest, and/or two-faced regarding a person or a personal attribute.

I can see that there is a lot of fakism going on in that house and I'm ready to confront them.

fakism by KingV September 16, 2016

Fakespeare 

That which is uttered that doth sound of the Bard but cometh not of his pen.

(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)

1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."

2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."

Fakespeare by Operactress May 17, 2011

sexy faise 

promotion to being a hoe

girl, you my sexy faise now

sexy faise by crackapopcan February 5, 2009

Faisal 

This guy is a total LEGEND, a complete LAD. He knows how to get on with the girls and boys at the same time. He's not gay but can make the boys go crazy. You will be lucky to have a son called Faisal. His face is sexy, beautiful and completely free of any signs of acne at all. If you know a Faisal, don't waste this opportunity, try to get off with him before all the other girls and boys do. FAISALad.

Dara: My best friend is called Fasial
Joe: Wow he's a real LAD. An actual man, i wish i was a FAISAL.

Faisal by Yasin149 November 7, 2014

facist

The wrong way to spell FASCIST, you big dummy.

duhh what was it again?

facist by joram Krol May 20, 2005

Fakietarian 

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but doesn’t know what a dairy product is, or how vegans get protein.
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”

“That girl isn’t a vegetarian bro, she’s a Fakietarian. She says “It’s just a little fish sometimes,” but I just saw her down two cheese burgers.”

Fakietarian by IronMikey March 13, 2023