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Ass expander 

An irresistible treat you KNOW is gonna go straight to your ass.
A plate of giant chocolate chip cookies sits on the table amongst a group of people.

"pass me the ass expanders please"
Ass expander by Harleykat August 11, 2016

Palate Expander 

A surprisingly legal torture device created by orthodontists that would be the worst way to die in the middle ages if you turned it multiple times a day, it works by turning a key in the thing to slowly expand your jaw to be wider. Is usually followed up by another legal (arguablly worse) torture device. (Braces)
"Oh shoot, I need to turn my Palate Expander tonight!" - Guy 1
"Dude, how is that thing legal?" - Guy 2
Palate Expander by babyjohn991 October 25, 2024