Ernie 

Someone who has been tormented from a young age due to having the same name as a puppet. He's good natured however and continues to smile at moronic, repetitive Ernie and Bert jokes. He wears funky shirts and is an inventive and passionate lover.

Secretly, he'd like to punch alot of people in the mouth.

That Ernie hides his violent tendancies with a big smile.

Ernie by rubytooshoos February 8, 2010

Ernie'd 

1)To have been sabatoged by someone named Ernie. 2)To resolve an issue in a backwards way.

This computer has been ernie'd.

Ernie'd by Brian Edson April 11, 2008

dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

dirty ernie by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 9, 2004

frozen ernie 

a turd which has been put in to the freezer and then after frozen stuck in a girls pussy. . .

dude did you hear beka loves frozen ernies. . .

frozen ernie by KoAid April 15, 2005

Ernie got Betty down fast.

a way to remember the lines on the treble clef that's much better than the old every good boy does fine.

I couldn't remember the treble lines until somebody came up with Ernie got Betty down fast.

Ernie got Betty down fast. by nobody27330 September 16, 2018

Ernie G 

Ernie G is the biggest G in the entire world. He has a very sexy appearance and is also known as the 'sex master'. Usually he dates girls with a bad head game tho, so he has to do all the work. Due to his superhuman sex skills people believe he might even be able to use his dick like a helicopter. When you ask him about his girls he always tryna play it cool and answers with a wink. To gain energy for his sexual practices, he is eating all the time when you see him.

Tony: 'Damn, you see this G over there?'
Mart: 'Hell yeah, I think thats Ernie G!'
Ernie G: *winks*
BJ: 'Wow, I wish I was as cool as Ernie G.'

Ernie G by big tony 69 November 23, 2021

Little Ernie 

A dildo made from a fresh turd, obtained from a public convenience and then put in the freezer until hard.

I'm not using the freezer until that ginger bastard ali cleans it out, he's been making little ernies again.

Little Ernie by Little Ernie February 2, 2010