Edden is hebrew for fat sack of shit, usually used by parents who hate their child if it was an accidentalpregnancy. If a parent names their kid Edden, that means that they fucking hate that fat fuck and wish they never had him.
"Eddepression" is the feeling you get after being rejected, insulted, or experience any negative emotion, because of a person with the name Eddie. Eddepression can be felt on varying degrees and can be a result of something superficial or extremely traumatic.
Alyssa: Yo, what's wrong ?
Bella: My eddepression is kicking in.
Julia: What happened ?
Bella: He called me a bipolar whore and told me to talk to him when I'm mentally stable.
A stupit ass mofo, a wisecracker, a pain in the ass, someone who is always in the way, a bysexual who does the same sex, but refuses to except s/he is by and wants you bad.