Dumpkin

When you have sex on a toilet while taking a dump.

Dude did you hear Jimmy’s chick broke in on him mid shit for a dumpkin???

by Fancy pants March 5, 2022

Dumpkin Donut

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.

Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.

by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021

turtle dumpkin

(also spelled turdle dumpkin) a massive bowel movement resembling the shape of a turtle.

"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"

"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."

by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017

flumpety dumpkin

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

divvy dumpkin

Childish Lancastrian insult denoting an acute lack of intelligence. Believed to originate from a portmanteau of the names of famous newcaster David Dimbleby and Trumpkin, from 80s fantasy film Labyrinth.

Person 1: You know, I kinda believe what that Jeffrey Archer guy's saying...
Person 2: Jesus, you're such a divvy dumpkin...

by Nobscratch June 16, 2010

Hairy Dumpkin

Petting your dog while taking a shit.

An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some pets and a nasty smell fix at the same time.

by maryanopause May 25, 2008