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Cocksuker's Doormat

A thin shaved goatee and moustache.
John jizzed and covered Mark's Cocksuker's Doormat in spunk.

Doormatagus 

The name for a person who is in the condition of, addicted to or unable to stop being treated like a doormat.

General term for someone who accepts a lack of respect and continues to think that they can change another human to make them nice.
He does EVERYTHING for her and she still walks all over him. He needs to stop being a Doormatagus and stand up for himself.

Down with Doormatagus!
Doormatagus by Tsho November 11, 2010

doormaster

that really nice kid that always leaves the door open for people entering and exiting a room
john christopher: omg penisboy83 is the best doormaster since jerry lee lewis
bob tucker: i agree johnathan, we all do
doormaster by iBenqal February 24, 2022

soggy doormat 

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.
Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.
soggy doormat by Shaven demon October 6, 2019
An object you place in front of your door. ffs
Not a person you treat as if they were a doormat. You know, walkin' all over 'em and makin em feelike shitlike WHAT?
You gonna do that?

A doormat is simply an object placed before an entryway into someone's home. It is NEVER a human being that is treated like some planar object you can just walk all over, wipe your shoes off on, and then enter into the person's home I can't even get into. I can't get in there, because - hint hint - I'm a fucking doormat. So sure, I'll stay out here, glad I could be of help.
He used a doormat to wipe his shoes off before going into the apartment.
doormat by midinerd March 19, 2019

Doormatt 

A fella (Usually named Matt but not always) who lets bitches walk all over him.
"My friend Frankie is a real Doormatt!"
Doormatt by Eclosis April 9, 2015