Ditz Dissing 

When someone sets a date & time to hang out with you, and when said
date & time comes they act as though they know nothing about it

Man I swear we talked three days ago ! Call her up & nothing ! Its like she's ditz dissing !

Ditz Dissing by Whoolee December 30, 2004

Urban-Wide Dissing

When Urban Dictionary users type in names of people who they don't like. Descriptions of these people include nasty sayings about who ever is being typed

*Janice looks at the screen*

Doug- a stupid cockblocker who looks like a shit

Janice- Wow, really, enough with the Urban-Wide Dissing

Urban-Wide Dissing by JeepersItsACreeper666 August 21, 2011

DJ Dissing 

The act of insulting someone's music taste by comparing the music they are playing to remarkably terrible music/bands over and over in an obviously taunting manner. This is usually done by the passenger of a car whose owner is playing music.

"Is this Good Charlotte? This bass line sounds just like the one from that Hawthorne Heights song. "OMG! I love the Click Five's new single!"
"Dude, I was cool enough to drive him home yesterday and he totally started DJ Dissing my new emo-punk mix"

DJ Dissing by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

sweet dissing

Talking smack through the Internet

John sweet dissing but he wouldn't say it to my face

sweet dissing by Kidass235 June 20, 2017

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021