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December 5 

National fuck you best friend day.
On this day you get to fuck you best friend and they cant say no!
Emily:Hey Laura, do you know what day it is
Laura:No...
Emily: It's December 5
Laura:fuck....
December 5 by Britney Adams November 1, 2020

December 5 

*slaps ass*

Friend 1: “why would you do that?”
You: “it’s December 5th I had to.”
December 5 by truckers101 December 5, 2019

December 5 

Honestly the day the best people were born. Myself included. It’s an amazing day full of joy and happiness. Everyone gets along and treats each other well on this day.
When we’re you born? “Only the best day December 5”
December 5 by MaTtMmmmm December 1, 2019

December 5 

the day that the best couples get together, and they will always last and will always be there for eachother no matter what
“you gonna ask her out?”
“duh! it’s december 5th!! it’s good :)”
December 5 by grace 😎💕 December 2, 2021

december 5 

apparently tiktok says we have to wear all black that day
jimmy: you know today’s december 5th right

john: yeah why

jimmy: it’s national wear black day 😞
december 5 by brimartin November 13, 2019

December 5 

Me: hey mom I gotta tell you something
Mom: what?
Me: Since its december 5, I gotta tell you my sexuality

Mom: and?
Me: Im straight
December 5 by PubGGbuP32 November 27, 2019