dear sir/madam

very formal way to say hi when you write a cover letter applying for a job

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am an art director/designer and I am creative in all the areas of web, logo and mobile design and I am contacting you about a Freelance Designer job that is available.

dear sir/madam by trofimar November 14, 2013

oh dear spitroast

where some snatch gets too pissed to care about having a spitroast, and replys with this

Leanne- " Oh dear, can i join in? "
Danny- " Yeh Want a Spitroast?"
Leanne " Oh Dear Spitroast"

oh dear spitroast by Chambzz123 October 18, 2008

Please read this dear staff member. 

Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.

Please read this dear staff member.

Please read this dear staff member. by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally 

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally by Movianne February 20, 2019

dear john special 

when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.

i was talking to jack and i got the dear john special.

dear john special by big daddy fucker1989 May 11, 2023

My Mentality Holds Dear And Truly Sincerely To Me 

My Mentality Holds Dear And Truly Sincerely To Me

My Mentality Holds Dear And Truly Sincerely To Me

My Mentality Holds Dear And Truly Sincerely To Me by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

shit-o'dear

exclamation expressive of several emotions including, but not limited to, disdain, surprise, disbelief, pain, consternation, etc.

Shit-o'dear! This is unbelievable!

shit-o'dear by MCPDX June 19, 2010