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darnedest by AlbinoSwedishFish August 17, 2010
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She farted I darted
During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye
peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no
*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no
*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
She farted I darted by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019
the daredevil bj
at a seedy bar wait for an unsuspecting female to head to the bathroom give her a minute to get settled then sneak in and bust in the stall with ur pecker in hand and attempt a forcefeeding, if she goes for it ur in like flynn, if not u got a head start cause her pants are down and you better roll like evil keneval!!!! and yell arriba' as you streak the bar!!!!!
the daredevil bj by Mister Wonderful July 28, 2009
daredevil boffin
someone who always seems 2 get the highest score in maths even whilst suffering from beubonic plague. however when out of school they lead a secret double life where they do crazy stunts with fellow daredevil boffins. such as bungee jumping off the mensa headquarters and running in front of cars screaming algebra sums.
daredevil boffin by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004
daredevil
1. A comic made by Marvel, which centers on a blind vigilante.
2.Someone who does a near impossible stunt.
3. A comic based movie, which everyone thinks is a crummy movie just because of casting problems, but they are usually wrong about this.
2.Someone who does a near impossible stunt.
3. A comic based movie, which everyone thinks is a crummy movie just because of casting problems, but they are usually wrong about this.
Darben
(1) Person or Thing that fails beyond belief.
(2) God's only failure.
(3) An act that can only make you want to do terrible things to people or objects.
(4) A word used to replace failure when the fail is much farther than epic.
(2) God's only failure.
(3) An act that can only make you want to do terrible things to people or objects.
(4) A word used to replace failure when the fail is much farther than epic.
(1) Guy 1 - That guy just got a killionaire off of his own team!
Guy 2 - What a Darben.
(2) Guy 1 - Who is that?
Guy 2 - ... Darben.
Guy 1 - What was god thinking?
(3) *Attending a funeral*
Guy 1 - What happened to your grandmother?
Guy 2 - A Darben hit her with a baseball bat on accident.
Guy 1 - Damn... Only if there weren't and Darbens in this world.
(4) *A guy rides a bike into a stationary car*
Guy 2 - LOL!!! DARBEN!
Guy 2 - What a Darben.
(2) Guy 1 - Who is that?
Guy 2 - ... Darben.
Guy 1 - What was god thinking?
(3) *Attending a funeral*
Guy 1 - What happened to your grandmother?
Guy 2 - A Darben hit her with a baseball bat on accident.
Guy 1 - Damn... Only if there weren't and Darbens in this world.
(4) *A guy rides a bike into a stationary car*
Guy 2 - LOL!!! DARBEN!
Darben by HateFilledRage December 20, 2010