got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.

After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!

got crystal balls by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021

crystal balling 

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

crystal balling by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

Crystal Balling 

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

Crystal Balling by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

Crystal Ballin 

Kuh-Rist-Tal Bawl-Lin

Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.

A new and higher level of Ballin.

Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!

Crystal Ballin by Chalmeezy October 10, 2008

Crystal Balling 

To bedazzle or glue shiny things to your testicles.

My testicles look like disco balls, it's crystal balling.

Crystal Balling by chuckles713 June 2, 2010

Crystal Balls 

1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.

The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.

Crystal Balls by Street Smart Psychic June 9, 2010

Crystal balling 

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head

"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"

Crystal balling by Cornish panda September 7, 2018