Bagel with Cream Cheese 

When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.

I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.

Bagel with Cream Cheese by Jersey DMP September 30, 2008

Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese by King of Poon January 7, 2009

cream cheese dick 

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

cream cheese dick by THEBIGO August 11, 2006

strawberry cream cheese 

Of or pertaining to a vagina with red pubic hairs

Dude, I bet B.R. had so much strawberry cream cheese with C.H. on homecumming night that he is now lactose intolerant.

strawberry cream cheese by Tashjian November 17, 2003

cream cheese 

A soft white cheese made of cream and milk; now comes in flavors such as strawberry, pineapple, chives & onion, and vegetable(ew).

Cream cheese plays an integral part in cheesecake. yum

cream cheese by stitchshift January 1, 2006

Cream cheese Omelet 

The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.

John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.

Cream cheese Omelet by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012

Cream cheese bagal 

The act of doing anal sex, pulling out and cumming on the outside of the asshole.

Hey John, I gave my girlfriend a cream cheese bagal

Cream cheese bagal by Chocolate cappacino June 11, 2018