The Counselor 

The Counselor, another way to say "weed".

Roy: Hey John ya stonner cunt, wanna go see The Counselor?

John: Yeaaah man, the Counselors sick!

Jake: LOL U GUYZ R SEE COUNSELOR? WAUT RETARD NOOBS

Roy, John: "Trollface.jpeg"

The Counselor by Life, so, unnecessary. June 3, 2010

gwen..the.counselor 

Literally me. Thats me. No body else. ME. ME. THAT IS ME. DONT FAKE ITS YOU

gwen..the.counselor Is smexy

gwen..the.counselor by Im..not..your..mother June 30, 2021

Guidance counselor 

A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.

Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.

Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.

Guidance counselor by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019

your._counselor._.david 

One of the best husband's out there and one of the best mutuals too. Father of max

Dang your._counselor._.david is really swaggy

your._counselor._.david by Def.notdaniel June 25, 2021

Roxi The Counselor 

A cool ass chic that'll fabricate, manipulate and buck the system. She'll lie to your parole and probation officer. She may even provide you with clean urine specimens to be sampled if you're piss is dirty.

I wish my drug and alcohol evaluator was a ROXI THE COUNSELOR because I'm high as fuck and I ain't trying to go back to prison.

Roxi The Counselor by Keukakat April 21, 2018

The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor 

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.

"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"

The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021

Bad Bobbi Counselor 

A camp counselor, that is truly evil to the core but in a funny way, and at the end of all of the cheap horror movies this B.B.C. is the one that always kills her campers but in a funny way. B.B.C. is also an alcoholic with a $500 a day coke habit, and a serious addiction to high class hookers.

wow i had the best time at camp wannahockalugie this summer even though my counselor was such a Bad Bobbi Counselor or as we say a B.B.C. the whole time. There was drinking, drugs and hookers all over are tent.

Bad Bobbi Counselor by lexi hues February 8, 2009