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'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' 

Phrase attributed to 1930s movie star Carole Lombard after being exposed as having an adulterous affair with Clark Gable.
"At a hastily called press conference, the exasperated Lombard allegedly shouted, 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!' out of frustration.

"Needless to say, due to the times, none of those present printed her words, but bad blood continued between Lombard and an outraged Louella Parsons until Lombard's death."

-- Jim Bacon, "Gable & Lombard: A Romance Made in Hollywood" (Parade Magazine, November 25, 1963)

Cock A Doodle Do Me 

When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!

Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!

Cock a doodle douche

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.
Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.
cock-a-doodle-crap by Eric May 2, 2003

cock-a-doodle-goo 

Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.
Becky wasn't happy that Rob gave her the cock-a-doodle-goo this morning. She chopped his dick off.
cock-a-doodle-goo by c0rr September 20, 2011

cock-a-doodle-do 

when your home alone with friends and your boarded and on urban dictionary .
"BITCH I JUST COCK-A-DOODLE-DOED YOUR DAD."