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Ass Chimes 

WHEN HAVING SEX THIS IS THE ECHO OF THE PERSON YOUR FUCKING AND YOURSELF SLAPPING THERE BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER WITH YOUR CROTCH



EX. Yo when i fucked Jamie last night my neighbor said he heard the ass chimes
Ass Chimes by Dan Relanger April 23, 2009
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Loyola College in Maryland's all-male acapella group. Extremely talented and reputable for their phenominal parties, the Chimes have been known to perform a broad variety of music. Most often, they choose songs popular among the college community. Chimes concerts (known as "Chordbusters") happen but once per semester, and almost ALWAYS sell out (at 700+ tickets) in less than two hours.
Loyola girl 1 : Hey, the Chimes are amazing!! And fucking sexy too!!

Loyola girl 2 : Yeah, I know, thats why I've been waiting in this ticket line for 2 hours!!

Loyola girl 3 : I hope I can go to the afterparty!!
chimes by PCD April 27, 2006
Small breasts; Traditionally B-cup or lower.
"Mmm...ain't she somethin, dude? Look at her chimes."

"Yeah, she's got a nice ass, but she has chimes-are you sure she's even hit puberty?"
chimes by IttyBittyTittyCommittee90 September 14, 2011
verb - To infuriate, or insult knowingly.

noun - a lead guitarist by nature; a selfish all-instrument playing ass clown who demands all other instruments be played to his liking. Typical behavior includes unnecessary 30 minute face melting solos during a Coldplay cover, asking the drummer, bass player, lead singer and rhythm guitarist to turn down, removing the drummer and actually playing the drums instead(of course, add 7-9 minute ACDC mediocre-at-best tom fill), and arguing for a 30% backing vocals volume reduction. Behavior outside of the music includes threesomes with 17 year old girls, and riding a taxi bicycle downtown.
"Don't Chimes me, ok dickwad? I know how to play the damn song.."

"Stop being a Chimes! We're in the fifth song of our cover set and the rest of us haven't even played our fucking instruments yet!"
chimes by Jackson Raines January 28, 2008

Wind Chimes 

When a female vegina has become so lose from sexual activity that her vaginal lips blow and chime in the wind.
"Beth has had sex with 300 men--now her veginal lips hang, dangle and sway in the wind," said Jim.
"Yes." said harry. "she has wind chimes!"

mupi chipies 

how an 8 year old would accidentally say “gps”.
“Did you put the location on the mupi chipies?”