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carpet burn pussy 

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.
"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"

carpet burn boobjob

the act of getting a boobjob by a furry, who will massage your genital pickle so fast it burns.
"hey dude have you tried a carpet burn boobjob?"
"please stop this bullshit you're 29 and posting definitions about cbb on urban dictionary get a job"
"eh"

Magic Carpet Burn 

A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.
"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
Magic Carpet Burn by John asdfaa January 25, 2009

Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
Pubic Carpet Burn by Irashmun September 24, 2018

carpet burns 

brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.
did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!
carpet burns by oralb69 August 21, 2008

Carpet-Burning 

The act by which, two partners slide their genitals back and forth together at a high rate of speed in order to achieve a burning sensation caused by the friction between the skin of the genitalia, and the pubic hairs.
Whoo!.... Boy, I'll tell you what, me and my step-sister had a good time carpet-burning the other day at Nana's house.