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Candied Button 

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."
Candied Button by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Candied Button 

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."
Candied Button by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

candied camera 

A "subjects photographed without their knowledge" show where you're given sweets to recompense you for having your picture taken.
Many children hate da whole "watch the birdie" ordeal, so using da "candied camera" method can help said ordeal feel less stressful.
candied camera by QuacksO April 15, 2021

Candied Her Yams

When you put your special glaze on her booty after doggystyle
Guy 1: I candied her yams the same night I met her
Guy 2: Damn you wild n*gga

Candied Weed 

Weed soaked in tobacco Vape juice of your tastes. Bongsmoked or ingested. Ingestion will provide sustained dose of relaxation and focus.
Like a Spliff, only New.
Mom! I can't believe you put Candied Weed on my Cake!!
"Happy Birthday, Sugar"
Candied Weed by OhThanKevin September 27, 2021

candied pecans 

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!
“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”
candied pecans by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022