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bridgette ass cake 

A man or boy that is dumb as hell and likes to get his ass beat
That kid chris is a bridgette ass cake, I am going to beat the shit out of that Bridgette ass cake

ASS CAKE 

another word for a cookie that has no eggs :)
WOW THAT ASS CAKE WAS DELICIOUS- BECAUSE I COULDNT TASTE THE EGGS
ASS CAKE by nittynora December 23, 2010

Ass cake 

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.
Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.
Ass cake by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022
When sooooooo shitty at something that there absolutely ass-cakes, also used for someone who is paraplegic/anti semetic.
Walks up to a paraplegic man at park:”thy arst cake o’ arse/ you are absolutely ass-cakes my gooy”.
Ass-Cake by KennedyKiller1963 August 8, 2022

Bake a cake in your ass 

Making a cake in an ass refers to one man ejaculating inside the anus of another man during the course of anal sex. The semen is seen as the cake batter, and the ass, the oven.
Cameron you’re a real cutie, if you’re free later I’d love to bake a cake in your ass.

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries 

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe
you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries