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Riding The Bull 

Whenever your saying goodnight or goodbye to your girlfriend and while kissing her you finger her for a couple seconds. Pressed for time you the go imeidetly to your vehicle and have to drive and hold on to everything with only one hand, like when you ride a bull.
Man I didnt want to get anything on my steering wheel tonight so I was riding the bull.
Riding The Bull by Fort Nox March 9, 2010
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Riding The Bull 

OMG I Was Riding The Bull I Dont Think This Relation Will Last Will Last
Riding The Bull by EPIC TURBAN March 30, 2009

riding the bull 

While in the midst of engaging in some sweet sex doggy style, the man whispers in the womans ear "damn, baby your shit stinks" and then procedes to see how long he can keep having sex with her before she kicks his ass.
I rode the bull for 8 seconds before she could buck me off.
riding the bull by Leaping Gnome February 12, 2004

Riding the bull 

You have your parter (ideally a female with long hair) on the doggy style position without a condom.You enter from behind (anal is also possible) , grab her hair and swing them two times around your hand. Ones you are positive that you have a firm grip on her you say "baby i have aids" and try to remain inside her for as long as possible.
If you try "riding the bull " with any girl you are sure to break up soon.
Riding the bull by Mycool2411 August 3, 2017

riding the mechanical bull 

What Gerard Way did to get on the cover of Spin magazine. Once mentioned in an interview.
Friend 1: “What did Gerard Way do you get on the cover of Spin Magazine?”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”

Riding the rodeo bull  

It's a radical doggy style. The principle is the same, but requires a long hair dame. You ride her and when she's really close scream you got AIDS! She'll be kicking and jumping just like a rodeo bull.
She: Ho, baby i'm cumming!!!!!Ho my god...
You: sorry babe...i got AIDS!
She: you fu**ing bastard, get out...let me go...(Kicks and Jumps...)
you: yeah! i'm Riding the rodeo bull !!!

urban bullriding 

similar to bullriding, but with people. most commonly practiced in urban areas, an urban bullrider will mount (jump on) a suitable and unsuspecting candidate, and ride them for as long as possible
Me and Chris did some urban bullriding in london. I jumped on this huge dude on the millenium bridge and rode him for at least 12 seconds.
urban bullriding by missy ingham November 1, 2010