brining the turkey 

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

brining the turkey by pruned November 24, 2013

Brining 

When you're so salty it feels like you're pickling yourself

I'm still brining about what that asshole said

Brining by toshkathemarowak August 6, 2017

Blinking trick 

The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.

Person 1: How the fuck are you moving so fast?
Person 2: I'm just using the blinking trick dumbass

Blinking trick by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020

bricking 

In agreement with the first poster to this term, bricking is commonly used in the electronics industry by software developers when updating a piece of hardware with a software update that renders the hardware useless after the update.

Examples of bricking:

I just updated the set top box and I bricked it.

I just got my itouch/iphone can't wait to jailbreak it. (a few hours later) "Oh Sh*t I just bricked it!"

bricking by ricbax May 17, 2009

bringing a gun to a knife fight 

making it impossible for you to lose, overkill,

hes giving a 2 dollar hooker a 50 thats like bringing a gun to a knife fight

bringing a gun to a knife fight by telephone45 July 3, 2007

Bringing up Laura Branigan 

A term used when a person is so sick they are throwing up what they consumed in the 80's.

Although names of other pop stars of the era may be used to define the amount of effort involved in emesis it is worth noting that there is some debate as to whether "Bringing up Pat Benatar" implies as deep a retching as "Bringing up Laura Branigan".

"Bringing up Rick Astley" is only ever used by people who didn't actually live through the 80's and who spend their days on YouTube.

Medical note: Known to cause Boerhaave's syndrome (effort rupture of the esophagus).

80's Survivor #1: "Heard you were really sick."
80's Survivor #2: "Oh, man, I was bringing up Laura Branigan."

Bringing up Laura Branigan by The JOKERCAT February 3, 2013

Sapphic Boinking Anthem 

Your favorite or most frequently played WLW sex song. The ultimate inspiration to please your girl that was also probably on your workout playlist from undergrad.

Kristen: "They were playing 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer in Homegoods again today... :/
Jamie: "Dude, I can't believe that's your sapphic boinking anthem."

Sapphic Boinking Anthem by missthang10 March 1, 2023