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Board Samurai 

a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.
stupid Board Samurai thinks he can talk down to me just because he has a higher post count.
Board Samurai by v1cious June 14, 2005

baby on board sticker 

a sticker meant for cars but sometimes placed on birthday presents made to upset your friends and close relatives
to *baby on board sticker* ly hope you enjoy your dog treats

Board Slave 

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.
Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."
Board Slave by Takun123 March 14, 2010

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)
Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Board smash by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018

Board State 

This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.
The board state was looking so fucked when you were playing him man.
Board State by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.
guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.
board shorts by benby100 December 10, 2023