Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

porn berries 

testicles

i have big porn berries

porn berries by willis74 August 5, 2009

pecker berries 

abnormal growths on ones junk aka genital warts

dude ethan totally got pecker berries from that chick in branford

pecker berries by qazxdr56 April 13, 2010

Hoo-ha Berries 

The monthly product of harvest from a female during her period. This is more descriptive of the chunks of uterine lining that are excreted during this experience. Also known as "fruit of the womb."

Man: "Hey wanna have sex?"

Woman: "Sorry, currently harvesting hoo-ha berries."

Hoo-ha Berries by Ambartre July 8, 2012

berries and cream 

new starburts. the commercial made it popular

guy - you tried these new berries and cream starbursts?
irish guy - pardon me. what kind of starburts did you just say?
guy - berries..
irish guy - berries and what else?
guy - and cream
irish guy - *ahh ah!* berries and cream, berries and cream, im a little lad that loves berries and cream. berries and cream! berries and cream! im a little lad that loves berrrriessss and creaaaaaaam!

berries and cream by Kaytlynn May 25, 2007

bastards berries 

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.

She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.

bastards berries by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020

little lad who loves berries and cream 

A little lad who’s mummy isn’t around anymore but he still loves to do the little lad dance

“Look at that little lad who loves berries and cream doing the little lad dance”

little lad who loves berries and cream by Hahaurmom September 17, 2021