Bear

The shark of the land.

Person 1: Man look at that bear over there.

Person 2: Yeah its totally a shark of the land!

by JmoolZZ February 7, 2013

bear

a Russians best friend

bear is vodka

by kkgfdffwdw February 18, 2020

Bear

"Godless killging machines" as said by Stephen Colbert. The second most dangerous enemy known to the human race, just behind Dhani Jones who is a bear with a brain, an NFL linebacker who writes poems.

"Some people are going to say 'It's just a monkey, bears pose no threat to us', Wrong! Now while I do not believe in evolution, I'm sure bears do. ...and by eating this monkey, they are simply eating their way up the evolutionary chain until they get to man."

-Stephen Colbert

by User 34082098756 July 23, 2006

bear

bear is a term meaning "very" or "lots of", similar to use of well

I'm bear drunk, I'm bear tired

by Goyder October 9, 2006

Bear

If you have a friend named Bear, keep him. He is sweet, smart, funny, loving, caring and extremely goofy. He can flip you're bad day completely upside down. He's great at giving advice and is very understanding. If you have Bear as a friend, do not let him go, because you're gonna wish you didn't.

Bears should be loved, not pushed aside.

by TheCaticorn July 15, 2019

BEAR

BEAR - Escape from Tarkov faction that is also used as a adjective to describe a pure chad.

Joe: Are you BEAR?

Sam: Yes I am BEAR.

Joe: oh, you must be a pure chad.

Sam: Yes.

by Nextrus January 20, 2021

Bear

A nickname for dip (tobbacco) . A few differant brands have bear names such as Grizzly, and Kodiak.

Im about to throw me in some bear.

by Strangeward February 15, 2010