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A phrase used at mid-west fairs that begins the chorus of everyone within ear-shot making any type of animal sound.
When attending the MN state fair, Barnyard Roll Call was exclaimed and I mooed.

Someone said Barnyard Roll Call and everyone made animal sounds.
by blakebears2010 October 7, 2009
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Barnyard Sampler

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A Barnyard Sampler is an off-menu item at Wendy's similar to the McGangBang from McDonalds. It consists of a Chicken burger, either Spicy or Home-style, that you add the following to:
Bacon
Cheese (optional)
An Extra 4 oz Beef Patty.

Most Wendy's locations do not know it by name, and when you get to the beef patty they might ask you to clarify what you mean. Just persevere and burger heaven will be yours.
Customer: Hi, can I get a Barnyard Sampler combo with Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... What?
Customer: Spicy chicken combo, bacon, cheese, extra 4oz beef patty, Sprite to drink.
Employee: ... You want the 4oz patty on the side?
Customer: No. In the burger.
<Order Placed>
Burger Builder in the back: Uhh... Is this right?
Employee: Yeah.
by jmlsteele March 10, 2010
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barnyard pimp

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A Barnyard Pimp is a rooster. So called because the rooster has a pimp comb, a pimp strut, and a pimp sound.

Plus, the barnyard pimp keeps track of all his ho's, ie the chickens. And, if one of them needs some sweet loving, the barnyard pimp is there.
Yo, its time to get up and get to work, the barnyard pimp is up making noise.

The hens haven't been laying eggs, soon we might have to eat the barnyard pimp.

We need more chickens, we need to borrow yo' barnyard pimp.
by Little Smokey December 25, 2007
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barnyard egg

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A barnyard egg is freshly laid. A euphemism for the post coital glow.
Her: How do you like your eggs?
You: Barnyard egg style
Her: Huh?
You: Freshly laid baby. Get back in bed.

Her: How do I look?
You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!
by Little Smokey December 25, 2007
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Barnyard cat

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hey this guy must be a barnyard cat, we circled this joint ten times now.
by Big Jargon July 6, 2010
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barnyard bitch

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Any girl that looks like a farm animal. Most commonly resembeling a pig. One under the infulnce of alcohol or drugs may not realize they have encountered a barnyard bitch until they wake up next to her sober.
"Alex went out with a barnyard bitch before he left her for Kristyn."

"The barnyard bitch Mike used to date acted like a total hater when Kasey was there with him."
by kamy gwozman March 20, 2008
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barnyard sodomy

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The act of having anal sex with barn yard animals.
The Walton brothers were victims of barnyard sodomy.
by xxXx_jadedragon_xXxx August 13, 2004
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