Brodinger's Cunt 

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.

I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.

Brodinger's Cunt by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018

Baconing 

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.

Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*

Baconing by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010

brödinger

Someone who could either be a bro or chick, but you don't know till you sleep with them

Justin Beiber.... oh wait, its a chick.

Dude #1: Yo look at that weird ass chick doing the keg stand
Dude #2: Nah man, that's no chick!
Dude #1: Oh shit! Its a brödinger... I hope there's a live pussy in the box.

brödinger by BohredAsHell April 26, 2011

Baconing 

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

Baconing by Wight Trash December 29, 2012

barhol; barhole; barholed; barholing 

The state or act of causing great discomfort and uneasiness in another individual, often, but not always, through homoerotic suggestion.

barhol; barhole; barholed; barholing

I just fucked you! You've just been barholed!

I'm totally gonna crash your party and barhole your mom.

Don't be a barhol.

Check your words with friends. I'm barholing you right now.

barhol; barhole; barholed; barholing by Wontonimous Maximus August 25, 2011

Fake Baconing 

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

Fake Baconing by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022

Barding 

(adverb) bar'-ding
1. The exaggeration of something to dynamic proportions.
2. To act as a bard, making one's self look heroic
3. Being stupid to impress friends over trifle.

Person A: "I defeated my enemy in unarmed combat!"
Person B: "Person A got in a tickle fight with his girlfriend. I hear he won this time."
Person C:"Dammit, there he goes, barding again!"

Barding by Squall_of_Lincoln August 4, 2005