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Awkwardly Social 

Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!

This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...
You: You're sooooo socially awkward.

Me: Actually im awkwardly social...

You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?

Me:..... you know it

Awkwidity 

Steevo: Hey Ernst! How are you? (*Philo accent)

Ernst: No Steven, I'm not alright. Because your fake accent made me feel uncomfortable.

Steevo: Stop this awkwidity at once! None of that!
Awkwidity by Steeeeeevo June 26, 2009

Awkwardly frisky

Having the need to touch someone even if it is in an awkward way.
"WTF? Why are you touching me?"
"..I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm awkwardly frisky..."
"So... You're horny?"
"No! There's a difference!"
"Sure there is..."

awkwardian 

Awkwardian is a descriptor for someone who is known to be socially awkward in their unique form of eccentricity. These individuals, while obviously different, tend to be movers and shakers of the status quo. They don’t fit in, yet their presence can change the very landscape of society.

The term was coined by Jamie Bihl of Austin, TX on March 3rd 2014.
Awkwardians from across time would include individuals such as Mark Zuckerberg, Jimmy Fallon, Steven Tyler, Mozart and Picasso.
awkwardian by J Bihl March 13, 2014

awkwardly endearing 

A description accorded to people whose behaviour is by normal standards considered weird or unusual, but is nevertheless deemed to be rather cute. The etymology of this word derives from encounters between one biracial bombshell and one tall, lanky American, the latter for which the term awkwardly endearing was coined for.
When a boy offers to buy a girl a cup of coffee out of gratitude for her having sent him notes. Although sweet the offer, in saying, "so you can snuggle up a little longer in bed in the morning", it is more than a tad bit weird. In other words, it is awkwardly endearing.

awkwardicity 

The amount of awkwardness in a situation. Sometimes the awkwardicity is so strong you can feel the awkward vibe.
Palmer realized the extreme height of awkwardicity in the room after he had walked in on his grandparents.
awkwardicity by TravisNelson51 October 22, 2006