Arse-biscuit 

A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.

Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?

Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!

Arse-biscuit by Trayfern August 29, 2013

arse biscuit 

Can be used instead of something like numpty

"He's such an arse biscuit"

arse biscuit by M December 9, 2004

Biscuit Arse

Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.

Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.

Biscuit Arse by SuzyLL June 22, 2011

arsebiscuits 

A form of belligerent disagreement to a statement (see also "Bollocks!")

"I think Everton are going to win"

"Arsebiscuits!"

arsebiscuits by Polecat Pete December 10, 2003

arsebiscuits 

An exclamation of annoyance

Arsebiscuits, I'm completely fucked it up

arsebiscuits by Someone who should know better April 1, 2003

Arsebiscuit 

Arsebiscuit- a particularly strong exhaust of anal effluvium. Also used when said fart has gone seriously awry.
Also used to describe an individual, and an exclamation of general distaste.

"Clear the elevator! This guys just dropped an arsebiscuit!!!!"

Or

"Jeez, I drank so much guiness last night, I farted and dropped an arsebiscuit- right in the pub!"
"Bourbon?"
"Nah, Oreo...."

"That dude is a total ARSEBISCUIT"

Arsebiscuit by edchef September 4, 2008

arsebiscuit 

A delicous biscuit made from only from the finest ground arses.

That was a lovely arsebiscuit

arsebiscuit by Anonymous August 7, 2002