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Akercocke 

Blackened Death Metal band who famously got banned from touring in Northern Ireland and owned Steve Nolan on his own show.
Dumbass Christian: Your lyrics are disgusting you are polluting our childrens minds!!!!111

Akercocke: well they seem to be enjoying it so fuck you

Steve: wowowowowo watch it or youll be off my show just like that!

akercocke: i seem to remember you requested us to come on...
Akercocke by ExtremeMetalFan666 February 22, 2009

Any askers? 

Dream: I burn you.

George: Any askers?
Any askers? by shenmerchnotfound January 22, 2021
A crazy, outgoing, fun, loving girl who always knows how to make someone laugh. When it comes down to it, she can be serious and respectful. She is someone you could never ever forget, and she makes a lasting impression. She won't stab you in the back, and she knows how to enjoy life to the fullest. She loves to run and is very athletic. She's very tall and amazing. She can get obsessed with things very quickly, but overall, she cares about you more than Justin Bieber. She is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet, and is the best girlfriend/friend ever.
Guy 1: See that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine as hell.
Guy 1: She looks like an Akeisha to me.
Guy 2: I wonder if she's dating...

Girl 1: That girl over there is so sweet.

Girl 2: I know, she's my bestfriend Akeisha :)
Akeisha by JoyJoy100 October 20, 2012

Hype Aversion 

Rejection of an insanely popular idea, game, show, place etc. simply because it is so insanely popular.
I'm enjoying season three of 'Lost'." "Season three came out four or five years ago." "I know, I suffer from hype aversion."
Hype Aversion by Murderbox January 27, 2011

Mikael Akerfeldt 

Mikael Akerfeldt is the main force (singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter) behind the legendary progressive metal band Opeth. He is a fantastic guitarist and lyricist, but his true, unique genius lies in the arrangement of his compositions. Akerfeldt writes incredibly complicated songs, often ten or twelve minutes in length. His career and talent have only improved over the years, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. Hail, Mikael Akerfeldt, one of the greatest artists to ever walk the Earth.
'Listening to Mikael Akerfeldt's band while tripping on acid will literally cause your head to implode.'
A beautiful girl who never fails to light up a dull room with her smile. She radiates the softest energy that will fill you with happiness. A great friend who will support you with all the love she can offer. We all need an Akeria in our life.
Did you see her help the chicken cross the road? That was a very Akeria thing to do.
akeria by poseidon.02 July 2, 2019