Smells like a mans ham 

A funny smell that is familiar to the distinct odour of a mans genitalia.

What’s that smell, it smells like a mans ham.

Smells like a mans ham by Rick Terror November 17, 2006

ham on a stick 

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.

Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.

ham on a stick by McFist April 20, 2005

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch! 

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

look at the word dumbass

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch! by Supa Genius July 13, 2004

Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it 

I am going to steal a brick (of most likely cocaine) and go crazy with it.

Stealing a brick of cocaine from a dealer and going crazy with it is and example of the term "Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it"

Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it by Rebecca Black Ass Bitch July 21, 2011

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

go blow a hamster 

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.

I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!

go blow a hamster by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries by YabaGabaGoo December 26, 2021