having a Beckham 

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

having a Beckham by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

Pull a Beckham 

When you tear your achilles tendon during a game or before a big event.

Adam: Did you see Jonny Pull a Beckham the other day?
Nick: No, how was it?
Adam: Pretty gruesome

Pull a Beckham by chaseman2.0 March 19, 2010

doing a Becker 

make a claim that you are doing a good programm, but nobody is able to proof it.

"Woman love me because I am doing a good programm!" - Oh c´mon nobody believes you, you are doing a Becker.

doing a Becker by JimPanse November 6, 2020

To pull a Becker 

to spill water frequently, most likely on a table.

To pull a Becker:

Dude, why the hell do you keep spilling water?

I don't know, maybe my last name changed to Becker.

To pull a Becker by AwsomeAndy March 11, 2010

and I have a time machine in my backyard! 

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

and I have a time machine in my backyard! by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017