Zoobie Man 

A man that smokes A LOT of weed and is also a big cannabis drug dealer. Also a big shot and can splash out to impress ladies and eventually boning them and maybe a few of their friends... Normally gets into clubs without being searched and so might carry a trey eight...

Zoobie Man got the nicest weed in town

Zoobie Man by MarcusPrince April 19, 2011

zootied-blazed 

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)

jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.

zootied-blazed by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009

zombiedwarf 

old

Dang he old
Yeah because he's zombiedwarf

zombiedwarf by shealikescows June 12, 2021

scooby zoobie 

YA DIGG SO YOY TUTU YA BABY YA DIGGG

omg is that scooby zoobie? YA DIGG

scooby zoobie by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020

zoobie 

A Utah Mormon who is very sheltered and ignorant of the outside world. They want to stay in Utah. They don't have to go to BYU or college at all. They mostly live in Utah Valley and Utah County.

The zoobies in my class are so annoying. They don't get how things are in the real world.

zoobie by someaaguy December 1, 2013

zoobidge 

too find yourself oddly aroused by the sight or thought of animals/beastiality and/or a dirty skank whore

"Dude, I just looked at Kaita and I've got total zoobidge now"

zoobidge by lil Biggy January 3, 2006

Zoobie Hunting 

When one goes to BYU campus, where Zoobies (BYU students) mingle, either by driving or hiding and yells at the top of there lungs behind a Zoobie, this causing the Zoobie to jump, scream, run away like a little girl, yell back, or try and chase you down, better yet the male Zoobie hides behind the female.

Friday night Jeff and I went Zoobie Hunting!!

Zoobie Hunting by ZoobieHunter48 October 28, 2011