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Close your garage door 

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door

knocking at your back door 

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.

Slam the door on your teeth 

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.
Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

getting your finger in the door 

the opposite of foot in the door, getting your finger in the door means trying to get into a situation, position or organization, and failing greatly.
mentioning you were fired from every place you ever worked in, is getting your finger in the door

The door is to your left 

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'
Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.
The door is to your left by Eiose November 12, 2010

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out
my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out